I vote for @sockington in the Shorty Awards Finals for #humor because...Ana Marie Cox told me to.

I vote for @sockington in the Shorty Awards Finals for #humor because he's a CAT!

I vote for @sockington in the Shorty Awards Finals for #humor because... His postings make me smile :-)

I vote for @DarthVader in the Shorty Awards Finals for #humor because he cracks me up.

I vote for @DarthVader in the Shorty Awards Finals for #humor because he's funny

I vote for @DarthVader in the Shorty Awards Finals for #humor based on merit and not because he's cutting off my oxygen supply

If for nothing else, OMG THE HAIR. http://tinyurl.com/1987joeid ShortyAwards Finals.@joeschmitt. #humor. hair. 80s. Did.I.Mention.His.Hair.

I vote for @joeschmitt in the Shorty Awards Finals for #humor because nobody should lose to a doofus

I vote for @joeschmitt in the Shorty Awards Finals for #humor because he asked me for my vote.

I vote for @charlestrippy in the Shorty Awards Finals for #humor because... i love him

I vote for @charlestrippy in the Shorty Awards Finals for #humor because...he is awesomely hilarious =]

I vote for @charlestrippy in the Shorty Awards Finals for #humor because... he smells like poop

I vote for @FakeSarahPalin in the Shorty Awards Finals for #humor because he was funny and I know who he is

I vote for @FakeSarahPalin in the Shorty Awards Finals for #humor because she made me laugh all the way to the voting booth!

I vote for @FakeSarahPalin in the Shorty Awards Finals for #humor because she's almost as funny as Real Sarah Palin.

I nominate @starslip for a Shorty Award in #humor because Kris Straub's comic and twitter microfiction are the best I've seen.

I nominate @starslip for a Shorty Award in #humor because... he is pure awesome funny contained in a single human being

I nominate @starslip for a Shorty Award in #humor because... Well who wouldn't? Hardest working man in webcomics.

I recommend @ShawnElliott in the Shorty Award category #education because I am crazy enough to think that this is "education".

I recommend @ShawnElliott in the Shorty Award category #random because he makes me think, scream, ponder and laugh.

I recommend @ShawnElliott in the Shorty Award category #random because... he's got some damn good links

I recommend @hotdogsladies in the Shorty Award category #humor because...his humor is undeniably brilliant.

I nominate @hotdogsladies for a Shorty Award in #sellingfuckingcameras because...I can.

I nominate @hotdogsladies for a Shorty Award in #humor because...I spelt it wrong the fist tiem.

I vote for @stephenfry in the Shorty Awards Finals for #entertainment because...he entertains with wit and originality and ...

I vote for @stephenfry in the Shorty Awards Finals for #entertainment because he brightens my day w/ his witticisms and la ...

I vote for @stephenfry in the Shorty Awards Finals for #entertainment because his L-literation experiment today was LOL.

I vote for @martinsargent in the Shorty Awards Finals for #weird because dude is straight weird by nature.

I vote for @martinsargent in the Shorty Awards Finals for #weird because he's kooky.

I vote for @martinsargent in the Shorty Awards Finals for #weird because he makes me think of whalepoop

I nominate @briancarter for a #humor award because he is straight up a rope hilarious!

I nominate @briancarter for a #humor award because he is so funny!

I nominate @briancarter in category #humor because his tweets and blogs frequently make me lol.

I nominate @Mike_FTW for a Shorty Award in #worthy_opponent because http://bit.ly/1628nB

I nominate @Mike_FTW for a shorty in #humor because he once did my laundry without me even asking (or knowing) him

I nominate @Mike_FTW in #humor because he paid me $10 to do so. That's how much this award means to him.

I nominate @Badbanana for a Shorty Award in #humor because his Tweets always crack me up--his dry sense of humor is hilarious!

I nominate @Badbanana for a Shorty Award in #humor . I had to look up the word "droll" just now. He is. But he's not sardonic.

I nominate @Badbanana for a Shorty Award in #humor because he makes me laugh.

I recommend @TheBloggess in the Shorty Award category #humor because... hentai for the win.

I nominate @TheBloggess for a Shorty Award in #humor because she makes me ROFLMAO

I nominate @TheBloggess in category #weird. I don't get her!

I recommend @fireland in the Shorty Award category #humor, I guess bc I'm a rebel and want to write in a candidate.

I recommend @fireland in the Shorty Award category #humor because... well... because he's funny.

I nominate @fireland for a Shorty Award in #humor because he makes me laugh.

I vote for @StephanieInCA in the SAF for #yourcategory because... I've repeatedly spit my tea out laughing at her posts.

I nominate @StephanieInCA for a Shorty Award in #humor because...she is funny as all GET-OUT!!

I nominate @StephanieInCA for a Shorty Award in #humor because otherwise she'll put me on a train.

I nominate @fakejohnmccain for a Shorty Award in #humor because he gave me the phrase "Jesus Christ on a runaway speedboa

[-O] @shortyawards I nominate @fakejohnmccain for a Shorty Award in #humor because I wish he were as funny n.. http://tinyurl.com/5gjwu9

I nominate @fakejohnmccain for a Shorty Award in #humor because I wish he were as funny now as he was during the election.

I vote for @JhonenV in the Shorty Awards Finals for #humor because he always makes me laugn with his funy tweets

I recommend @JhonenV in the Shorty Award category #evilgenius because he won't like it very much if I do.

I nominate @JhonenV for a Shorty Award in #education because... I have a lot of respect for the guy and his work inspires me.

I nominate @CarmanAvenue for a Shorty Award in #humor because he didn't Rickroll me. Today.

I nominate @CarmanAvenue for a Shorty Award in #humor because he didn't Rickroll me. Today.

I nominate @CarmanAvenue for a Shorty Award in #humor because he didn't Rickroll me. Today. (That's worth an award, I think.)

@officemate I'm going to forgive that one..only b/c you were so diligent with the #promqueen shortyawards..which never showed up! LOL *hugs*

I nominate @officemate for a Shorty Award in #humor because he will vote for me in music. =P

I nominate @officemate for a Shorty Award in #humor because...Well, just look at the SOB.

I recommend @onthefringe in the Shorty Award category #humor The guy cracks me up, very relevant humor!

I nominate @onthefringe for the #funniestceo award because he is the funniest CEO I have ever read.

I nominate @onthefringe in category #makesmyday because I never see a tweet from him that doesn't make me laugh!

@MatchesMalone It's only cool if it was the first year. Besides, with my luck I will be the Susan Lucci of the @shortyawards. #bullshit

I nominate @MatchesMalone for a Shorty Award in #humor because...he is a super funny guy! You should vote too! I did!

I nominate @MatchesMalone for a Shorty Award in #humor because...he bribed me w/ passes to the Magic Castle! ;)

I vote for @zeldman in the Shorty Awards Finals for #design because he's an O.W., Original Webstah.

I vote for @zeldman in the Shorty Awards Finals for #design because Zeldman is one of the best

I vote for @zeldman in the Shorty Awards Finals for #design because... blue beanies ROCK!

I vote for @TheDudeDean in the Shorty Awards Finals for #tech because I am a bad mofo wallet owner and I didn't buy any tweets

I vote for @TheDudeDean in the Shorty Awards Finals for #tech because he's amazing at SEO

I vote for @TheDudeDean in #tech because he asked. And asked.

I recommend @hodgman in the Shorty Award category #entertainment because he brings a smart and witty presence to tweeting

I nominate @hodgman for a Shorty Award in #entertainment because...his dry wit makes me wish for a wet glass of fine wine.

I nominate @hodgman for a shorty award in #humor because he, too, is known as tits. http://twitpic.com/52ue