The year's best producers of short* douche content
*140 characters or less, on Twitter
The Shorty Awards honors the year's best content producers on Twitter.
The first annual Shorty Awards Ceremony was held on February 11, 2009. Read what the press had to say about it and watch video from the night. Get news about next year's awards and who to follow on Twitter by joining the email list, subscribing to the blog, or following @ShortyNews on Twitter.
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Top nominees in douche
- #advertising

Top nominees in advertising, sponsored by Porter Novelli@Mariansalzman: Public Relations, PR http://t.co/DfqKIx... via @AddThis Euro RSCG Worldwide PR moves into top 10 #erwwpr - #apps
- #brand
- #business
- #design
- #education
- #entertainment

Top nominees in entertainment, sponsored by Rocketboom@rocketboom: Check out the sneak peak to an all-new comedic web series coming to Rocketboom!
http://bit.ly/8YDn... - #finance
- #food

Top nominees in food, sponsored by Epicurious@epicurious: It's Brussels sprout season! Love 'em as a side but how about as a main? http://ow.ly/35hmI - #green
- #health
- #humor
- #music

Top nominees in music, sponsored by DanceJam@DanceJam: #CheckOut #BostonCeltics #dancing to Wacka Flocka in the locker room! http://bit.ly/axk2... - #news

Top nominees in music, sponsored by DanceJam@DanceJam: #CheckOut #BostonCeltics #dancing to Wacka Flocka in the locker room! http://bit.ly/axk2...
Top nominees in news, sponsored by PR Newswire@prnewswire: Thanks! #FF Happy weekend! : ) @dansturgill @jheineck @kingipapp - #nonprofits
- #personal
- #photography
- #politics
- #science
- #socialmedia

- #sports
- #startups
- #tech

Top nominees in tech, sponsored by KlickableTV@klickabletv: Apologies to anyone trying to upload a photo...we've accidentally disabled it to build some cool new stuff! Email us and get a free PRO acct - #travel
- #videogames
- #weird
- all categories...
1
@guykawasaki
- 86 nominations in #business
- 56 nominations in #douche
- 10 nominations in #socialmedia
- 6 nominations in #humor
I vote for @guykawasaki in the Shorty Awards Finals for #business because he's a good man to have in your social web corner ;)
I vote for @guykawasaki in the Shorty Awards Finals for #business because...he follows his followers back
I vote for @guykawasaki in the Shorty Awards Finals for #business
Some of my other fav's @shortyawards @TechCrunch @GlenWoodfin @Armano #followfriday
I nominate @TechCrunch in category #douche!
I nominate @TechCrunch for a Shorty Award in #tech because...they simply keep us all smarter, or at least more ready, ever ...
3
@street3
- 4 nominations in #douche
- 1 nomination in #personal
- 1 nomination in #hoebag
- 1 nomination in #lifestyle
I nominate @nick for a Shorty Award in #entertainment because his pithy maxims give me so much pleasure.
I nominate @nick for a Shorty Award in #humor because he makes me laugh.
I nominate @nick for a Shorty Award in #humor because . . . um, he's funny. (why else would you nominate someone for #humor?)
6
@CDX
- 20 nominations in #egocentric
- 3 nominations in #asshole
- 2 nominations in #you
- 2 nominations in #douche
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@nominee
- 2 nominations in #category
- 2 nominations in #milt
- 2 nominations in #entertainment
- 1 nomination in #douche
@shortyawards @nominee #entertainment I nominate @PhillyD for a Shorty Award because I find Phil the most entertaining and he's great.
@nominee. #douche shortyawards.com by giving self-esteem for everybody nonsense to the extreme.
How to nominate: To nominate someone, tweet @shortyawards with a @nominee and a #category, and why you think they should win.
@shortyawards, I nominate @JasonCalacanis for #tech catagory, because he posts interesting links.
@shortyawards I'd also like to let @JasonCalacanis into the #douche category because that's what he is. @howardlindzon will agree.
I nominate @stuartcfoster for a Shorty Award in #personal because... he shares cool stuff with us daily!
I nominate @stuartcfoster for a Shorty Award in #douche because I think it's cool to self nominate yourself for things :)
I want to nominate @DanikaV for the #douche category.... because she was asking for it. (LITERALLY!)
11
@skydiver
- 25 nominations in #news
- 9 nominations in #socialmedia
- 7 nominations in #business
- 4 nominations in #humor
12
@The_Real_Shaq
- 28 nominations in #sports
- 5 nominations in #humor
- 3 nominations in #chocklock
- 2 nominations in #athlete
I vote for @The_Real_Shaq in the Shorty Awards Finals for #sports because he is the Big Twitt and is very quotatious!
@shortyawards #humor @The_Real_Shaq -- shacula? hillarious!
@shortyawards recommend @The_Real_Shaq in the Shorty Award category #sports because he is by far the most SHAQulous of anyone in sports.
@Pandaran Hey, I'm not even sure about all of the nominees for #douche, I went to the @shortyawards profile page & saw it listed.
14
@ShortyAward
- 1 nomination in #green
- 1 nomination in #hockeycoach
- 1 nomination in #1
- 1 nomination in #sport
@ShortyAward It's pretty hard not to nominate @TechCrunch for #Douche, I mean, http://ismikearringtonadick.com/ says it all
You guys rock! Thank you for the @ShortyAward votes so far. I'm catching up to the #1 spot in #brand http://shortyawards.com/category/brand
All my hockey peeps! Please nominate for a @ShortyAward @CoachChic for #HockeyCoach and @KellySchultz for #WomensHockey Thanx, Love U muah!
15
@charlestrippy
- 124 nominations in #humor
- 17 nominations in #entertainment
- 14 nominations in #tech
- 13 nominations in #weird
I vote for @charlestrippy in the Shorty Awards Finals for #humor because... i love him
I vote for @charlestrippy in the Shorty Awards Finals for #humor because...he is awesomely hilarious =]
I vote for @charlestrippy in the Shorty Awards Finals for #humor because... he smells like poop
16
@capnsmackers
- 81 nominations in #funnybusiness
- 67 nominations in #business
- 1 nomination in #douche
- 1 nomination in #broken
I nominate @capnsmackers for a Shorty Award in #business because he would look really cute freeze-dried in a snow globe!
I nominate @capnsmackers for a Shorty Award in #business because his personal brand synergy exceWHARRGARBL
I nominate @capnsmackers for a Shorty Award in #business because I <3 the underdog.
I nominate @MichaelBay for a Shorty Award in #humor because real Michael is pissed.
I nominate @MichaelBay for a Shorty Award in #douche because he ruined transformers.
I nominate @MichaelBay for a Shorty Award in #humor because Shia in footie pajamas cracks me up! And explosions!
@alexalbrecht For 2 million familes. @shortyawards vote for @athletes4acure in Shorty Awards Finals #nonprofits because..
I nominate @alexalbrecht in #entertainment for mentioning Filmolocaust podcast on the next episode of DIGGnation.
I nominate @alexalbrecht for a Shorty Award in #humor because he is always able to make me laugh
20
@bcompton
- 3 nominations in #humor
- 1 nomination in #selfaggrandizement
- 1 nomination in #egocentric
- 1 nomination in #douche
I nominate @bcompton for a Shorty Award in #humor because... the man is a skilled humorist. For reals.
I nominate @bcompton for a Shorty Award in #humor because he's not a famewhore, a celebrity, or a corporate shill.
@bcompton They both suck. I recommend @shortyawards for a #douche because douche is douchey douche. Vinegar.
21
@darthvader
- 224 nominations in #humor
- 6 nominations in #evilgenius
- 3 nominations in #darthvader
- 3 nominations in #evil
I vote for @darthvader in the Shorty Awards Finals for #humor because he cracks me up.
I vote for @darthvader in the Shorty Awards Finals for #humor because he's funny
I vote for @darthvader in the Shorty Awards Finals for #humor based on merit and not because he's cutting off my oxygen supply
I vote for @jutecht in the Shorty Awards Finals for #education because he facilities shared learning experiences
I nominate @jutecht in #douche because of his incessant webcockery and inane tweeting
I nominate @jutecht for #education category. I've learned so much from him in the world of education technology.
@shortyawards #socialmedia @jimconnolly for helping newbies get followers on twitter
@jimconnolly for the irritating, I'd suggest the #douche category nomination at shortyawards
@shortyaward I nominate @jimconnolly for #marketing cuz he is the guru and a really nice guy!









































































